💐😮💨Greetings from Punxsutawney, PA‼️👋Today 🗓️ is GROUNDHOG DAY🙀and 👥Our 👯♂️Boy Phil😩😍 has predicted for 👯💅🏻US💑 an 💐🌷‼️⏰EARLY⏰‼️SPRING🌸🌺 the ULTIMATE💯 👉👌Sexy😉Season🪻 for 😘BREEDING 😍🍆💦 like Horny😜🍆🐇Little Bunnies🐰😮💨 ️Winter may 🚫NOT keep on 💋COMING💦 but we GROUNDHOG DAY 🌞! Reply reply owoifier • Okay, campews, wise and shine, and don't fowget youw booties 'cause it's cooooowd out thewe today. r/copypasta fell For my family Groundhog Day is a special time of year where we all get together around Pop-pop's naked butt and see if he poops out a log. This tradition goes way back in my family's history and basically our own little religion if you will. -102- PHIL Groundhog Day, February second, also known as Candlemas Day or the Feast of the Purification of the Virgin Mary, the day Mary first came to the temple for ritual blessings following the birth of the infant Jesus, and celebrated since the Middle Ages by the sacramental lighting of candles. Hence the old Scottish couplet which long Go to copypasta r/copypasta. r/copypasta. Go to Lemmy Groundhog Day . Do you ever think Phil just went to fucking town with every woman in Groundhog day? There's 5. Why did the groundhog bring a ladder to the burrow? To reach new heights! 6. What’s a groundhog’s favorite type of music? Rock and ground roll! 7. How does a groundhog keep his burrow organized? With a Groundhog Day planner! 8. What did the groundhog say to his friends at the party? Let’s have a ball, and burrow the night away! 9. How Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don’t forget your booties ’cause it’s cooooold out there today. It’s coooold out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach? Not hardly. And you know, you can expect hazardous travel later today with that, you know, that, uh, that blizzard thing. That blizzard – thing. That blizzard – thing. Oh, well, here’s the Groundhog Day: Where even your shadow can’t let it go! It’s Groundhog Day—I’m feeling a bit burrowed in time. Groundhog day is just a never-ending tunnel of boredom. Every day’s a do-over when it’s Groundhog Day at heart! It’s Groundhog Day – time to shadow my own moves again! Groundhog Day is a real paw-sitive shadow of a holiday. Happy 137th official Groundhog Day! Even if you haven't seen the famous Bill Murray movie, you have likely heard about the legend that accompanies this very special date. At this fateful time when February has barely even begun, Pennsylvanians (and many other people besides) wait with bated breath to see whether the groundhog emerges from its This collection features Groundhog Day poems celebrating tradition, humor, and seasonal charm. Short Poems & Quotes | Special Occasion Poems & Quotes | Groundhog Day Poems Updated January 4, 2025, by Catherine Pulsifer Groundhog Day brings smiles, laughter, and a bit of suspense as we wait to see what the groundhog predicts. Whether it’s the [Interlude] "Know, too, that you'll not escape my vengeance" [Verse 4] But the dumpy kid with them ears like Dumbo's gone Word to Uncle Ron, I'm turnin' into a non-humble Don You blonde dumb hoes Written by Danny Rubinand Harold Ramis.A narcissistic TV weatherman, along with his attractive-but-distant producer and mawkish cameraman, is sent to report on Groundhog Day in the small town of Punxsutawney, where he finds himself repeating the same day over and over. Groundhog Day reading/ listening comprehension activity! Read the story and then answer the WH-questions. Enjoy this 1-page FREE Groundhog Day activity! Get the whole set of 52 STORIES here: Cut & Paste Comprehension Stories for the Whole Year! Students will read the story or listen as the story is read aloud and t I know we all sick 😷🤒 of this FREEZING💧weather so yall better whip out them icy COCKS 🍆💦 out so Punxsutawney Phil brings us SPRING🌻🌷😁!!! no species can hide from that!! groundhog day isnt the only day to be excited for it's almost time for the SUPER BOWL🏈! The episode "Groundmouse Day" has Brain repeatedly trying to take over the world by co-opting a Groundhog Day ceremony, while stuck in a time loop, in a parody of Groundhog Day. Stephen Tobolowsky, who played Ned in the film, plays the radio DJ in this episode. The whole playlist of Groundhog Day (1993): below:=====lyrics here:Delbe For a little bit of Black Comedy, the montage of Rita slapping Phil day after day (sort of), even though it leads directly to his Despair Event Horizon. When Rita first reveals she majored in Nineteenth Century French Poetry, Phil can't help guffawing and exclaim, "What a complete waste of time!" It's like the movie groundhog day but instead i'm reliving the shittiest games of baseball over and over and over again every fucking day of my life. Every damn day I have watched this pathetic mess of a team, rain or sun or snow since I was 7 years old. I have a tab open during work w/ the gamecast during the day games that I can't go.
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